imagine using a time machine to travel to the medievals, then coming up to a person, saying, "hey, take this," and throwing instant noodles at them. they get super scared, bc the fuck is that? they throw the noodles back at you and run away. in ten minutes, they come back with a few castle guards, and proceed to burn you as a witch. this was the dumbest death in all of the human history.

@17 Second dumbest for only the time a guy watched a sitcom and laughed so hard he died of lack of oxygen beat it.

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