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No, you're a Tube

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Dear dear @Twitter@twitter.com who we all love so much - what is this fresh animal waste product?

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Tired*: getting up at 3am to travel into London for the opening of Crossrail

Wired: rolling straight out of bed and onto a Crossrail train

* you will be

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I have a travel plan for the opening of that's so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel

OK so when is somebody (other than me) doing to start a (definitely not me) Mastodon instance (I'm not doing it) so we can all hang out (you can't make me) without the Nazis?

my (amazing) wife was like "let's go on Twitter and see what the outrage of the day is" and I was like "I remember that... Oh yeah". Over here I'm reading about your latest research or a game you like or an excellent book. It's like moving to a quiet college town after being in a meth house.

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The worst thing about being a US lawyer is that every single networking event is either (a) "Please join us at Top Golf" or (b) "Examining the mental health toll of the legal profession".

Maybe if we let people who don't want to go to Top Golf define the profession the mental health challenges would diminish.

Coworker: *sends 22 meeting invitations*

Me: Which of these do I need to accept?

Coworker: You are optional.

Me: *cries real tears*

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RT @swlines@twitter.com

Ever fancied getting your hands on the horrific codebase that is RTT & making a difference to people's days?

Ever fancied working with me? (I'm not sure I would want to work with me...)

Well if the answer is yes to either of those and probably some others... here's the chance! twitter.com/RealtimeTrains/sta

🐦🔗: twitter.com/swlines/status/152

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RT @Pandamoanimum@twitter.com

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Pandamoanimum/stat

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RT @networkrail@twitter.com

🙌 🚆 We've doubled services on the popular Dartmoor Line to give you hourly trains between Exeter and Okehampton!

That's after you made 50,000 journeys in the first 20 weeks of the line's reopening:

➡️ networkrailmediacentre.co.uk/n

🐦🔗: twitter.com/networkrail/status

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RT @philsturgeon@twitter.com

When roads are busy, people demand more roads.

When trains are busy, people demand we stop building more railways. twitter.com/IoloWilliams2/stat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/philsturgeon/statu

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RT @pacorrie@twitter.com

West London Junction the badger 89001 comes off the North Pole lines heading a northbound test train with the ill fated international stock in tow October 1987.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pacorrie/status/15

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RT @P__Mclaughlin@twitter.com

David Clarke (@DCFutureRail@twitter.com) presenting @railindustry@twitter.com’s work at the @RISQS@twitter.com conference. This chart compares in peaky electrification workload in GB compared with much more stable in Germany. “Guess which is more efficient?”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/P__Mclaughlin/stat

(from twitter) 

RT @P__Mclaughlin@twitter.com

David Clarke (@DCFutureRail@twitter.com) presenting @railindustry@twitter.com’s work at the @RISQS@twitter.com conference. This chart compares in peaky electrification workload in GB compared with much more stable in Germany. “Guess which is more efficient?”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/P__Mclaughlin/stat

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mas.to

Hello! mas.to is a general-topic instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon and aim to run a fast, up-to-date and fun Mastodon instance.