Every now and then I come back here to see how it's going on because twitter sucks more and more ass.

It’s a comfortable lunch time in the town, and you are a miserable monster.

Now Playing:

"Hold On I'm Comin' - Rerecorded" by Sam & Dave from the album "American Portraits: Sam & Dave" (2020)

Streaming on radio.reclaim.technology/strea

🎵 #nowplaying #np #tootlabradio #bot 🎵

victory levels are currently at 15% but fluctuating wildly

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I was bitten by a radioactive failure as a child

in a world of sheep i am a gassy disgruntled goat

existentialism levels are currently severe

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tests are showing alcohol levels at 31%

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spiciness levels are 81% and steady

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defeat levels are 83% and steady

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#vision : especially, that which is seen otherwise than by the ordinary sight, or the rational eye

- French: vision

- Italian: visione

- Portuguese: visão

- Spanish: visión


Fill in missing translations @ wordofthehour.org/r/translatio

remind me that I am not in love. i just want to feel miserable.

This is how badly I project feelings on empty things. Life is proof of the madness.

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anxiety levels are 67% and rising

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Spotify needs to add a feature where if you play the same song 50 times in a row it suggests that you call your therapist.


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