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usually when people are stopped at the light in front of my house they're blasting trap but the dude who is currently there is playing very loud russian folk choir.

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woah, so you're saying you hate the beatles? they weren't even that influential? and most, if not all, of their songs suck? you must be god. can i suck your dick,

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Amazon: I see you bought the box set of the complete Nausicaa manga. May I interest you in every individual volume of the manga as well?

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For my job, there's an online forum moderation component, and it relies on some service called Discourse. The best part about it is how periodically I get an e-mail telling me "hooray, a new version of Discourse is available"

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[in a three way with the author of the Elric of Melniboné series and his wife, when she announces that she’s just not feeling up to it tonight and leaves]

me: fine, Moorcock for me

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Leaving a Discord or group chat and then instantly getting canceled by them, chewed apart by the very machine I once fed. The inescapable fate of all who live in the world of drama.

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there is a hidden pyramid of power at work on mastodon: the regular users are kept subjugated by the mods, the mods obey the instance admins, the admins are at the mercy of the devs, who in turn bow to eugen; but eugen is a mere figurehead at the mercy of the trolls, and the trolls themselves live in fear of hans from stuttgart. the stuttgartians are controlled by the e-girls they simp for, and the e-girls, finally, work for isis

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how am i just now learning that dinosaur is derived from what is essentially "terrible lizard"

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me: I want to be a better artist

rational brain: then practice more

me: fuck off

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Collecting an ever-expanding polycule so that if I ever get canceled I can unleashed my ten thousand partners to defend me like some advanced botnet.

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we must find a middle ground between Old Anime where everyone had the same face and a wack eye-to-mouth-size ratio and New Anime where everyone's too shiny and the character designers are impossibly horny.

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Ejected from the casino for taking the game "Craps" literally.

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The pronunciation of dragons:

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the funniest shit evangelicals pull on the regular is when they go "uhh christianity isn't a religion, it's a faith"

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hiring a personal trainer to add more frames of animation to my walk cycle.

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Hello! mas.to is a general-topic, mainly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon and aim to run a fast, up-to-date and fun Mastodon instance.