23Sonics @CaiCai@mas.to

Ah yes, the fediverse

usually when people are stopped at the light in front of my house they're blasting trap but the dude who is currently there is playing very loud russian folk choir.

Amazon: I see you bought the box set of the complete Nausicaa manga. May I interest you in every individual volume of the manga as well?

For my job, there's an online forum moderation component, and it relies on some service called Discourse. The best part about it is how periodically I get an e-mail telling me "hooray, a new version of Discourse is available"

[in a three way with the author of the Elric of Melniboné series and his wife, when she announces that she’s just not feeling up to it tonight and leaves]

me: fine, Moorcock for me

Leaving a Discord or group chat and then instantly getting canceled by them, chewed apart by the very machine I once fed. The inescapable fate of all who live in the world of drama.

Current catus

This is how it is #onhere

there is a hidden pyramid of power at work on mastodon: the regular users are kept subjugated by the mods, the mods obey the instance admins, the admins are at the mercy of the devs, who in turn bow to eugen; but eugen is a mere figurehead at the mercy of the trolls, and the trolls themselves live in fear of hans from stuttgart. the stuttgartians are controlled by the e-girls they simp for, and the e-girls, finally, work for isis

how am i just now learning that dinosaur is derived from what is essentially "terrible lizard"

me: I want to be a better artist

rational brain: then practice more

me: fuck off

Collecting an ever-expanding polycule so that if I ever get canceled I can unleashed my ten thousand partners to defend me like some advanced botnet.

we must find a middle ground between Old Anime where everyone had the same face and a wack eye-to-mouth-size ratio and New Anime where everyone's too shiny and the character designers are impossibly horny.

@envgen POG

Ejected from the casino for taking the game "Craps" literally.

The pronunciation of dragons:

Facebook threatens us Euros with a good time.

the funniest shit evangelicals pull on the regular is when they go "uhh christianity isn't a religion, it's a faith"

hiring a personal trainer to add more frames of animation to my walk cycle.