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Did I ever toot my Ko-Fi? No? here it is

ko-fi.com/citrustree

I can do commissions and shit too, but if you like my work and my poasting feel free to throw me a few bucks, I need to buy new computer parts for this dead toaster and everything helps!

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Gonna just do an I guess:

I'm CitrusTree, I'm 21 and form Argentina 🇦🇷. I also happen to be Non-Binary, and I go by whatever pronoun you feel my current vibes are giving you tho sometimes I like when people switch them around a bit :ablobmeltsoblove: I used to be around Mastodon, and maybe some people remember (I went by another name last time) me, but I kinda had a uh very bad year irl and dropped off the face of the earth for a long while and had an identity crises. (Cont)

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Heya! I don't really like getting job and money stuff out there but I'm currently trying to start up as a designer and I need to build up a portfolio and make some money on the side to finally start being a bit more independent monetarily.

So basically I'm looking to find anyone who might need some design work, be it branding, logo design, illustration, hell maybe even web design so I can fill up a portfolio. I'll just post some of my work so far here so you can get a feel of the stuff I do.

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Friendly reminder that lowtax is still dead, you're welcome

I remember that scene in I think monster inc where they beat the shit out of one character and you are supposed to find that funny, fucked up

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In retrospect, why is there police brutality or other form of police abuse in every single pixar movie? That's so fucked up that we take thay shit so for granted that we normalize it in children's movies

That's what he gets for being a cop collaborator

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Killing lightning mcqueen by sticking a potato in his exhaust

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Is it fleshy like a human body? Is it all mechanical and fucked up? Is it both? Is there a human inside there somewhere?

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Thinking of what the inside of a car from Cars looks like and I'm afraid.

Had to deliver a bunch of scuffed Friday Night Funkin plushies today

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*scanning you with a tricorder* my analysis conclude that you're gay.

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If people are inconsiderate to you you can just kill them

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The 9yo just said, "more like Disney MINUS" lmfao gottem

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when joe rogan is president in 8 years we'll finally have the first head of state who can suck his own d word

To live christ-like is to live communist.

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youve heard of softboys, now its time... for hardboys

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i will never shop in the men's section though. mens clothes are like ENTER THE CAMO CUBE. 100 POCKETS FOR CAMO CUBE

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