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the most masculine stuff you can ever do is buy a rifle and continue to breastfeed into adulthood

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not the first time I've seen them advocating for some form of staying filthy as long as possible

and they do this claiming that bathing often "washes way our natural protection", like it's some genius modern take on hygiene, when in fact euros from the 15th century avoided bathing for basically the same reason

they also thought the bad smells kept disease away, which is why they often covered sick people in piss and shit. take note anti-bathing euros! you've been missing out on some (literally) hot new ideas?

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β€œget off the discord voice chat kitten, my wife woke up”

The writing was "ok" but I really loved the artwork, which I feel is the primary draw. How the author manages to make these creatures look simultaneously human and alien is fantastic.

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My brain has become detached from horny, I am no longer in need of horny, I have transcended the horny.

What's with white Europeans and getting defensive if you question their fake utopian self image?

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bork bork motherfucker (avatar by @presolace this rules thank you so much!!)

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The topic of the PRC is one where most people online will either defend every action taken by the CCP or violently oppose anything they do with no in between. To the point you have people on the left defending genocide and people on the right wishing death upon Chinese people for daring to exist.

I can only describe it as cringe, really.

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me to the anarchists: what if there was a big mutual aid group that covered every need of every person

Motherfucker you're essentially just America but with a British pain job, you can't talk shit about any other country.

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