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(from twitter) 

Interesting comment from a developer over on Mastodon, that I think deserves airing here:

"I've made a deliberate choice against a quoting feature because it inevitably adds toxicity to people's behaviours..."


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Excellent. You can grass yourself up, stop listening to yourself and even never see yourself again.

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@iconography I just want Americans to finally acknowledge that Candy is actually short for Candrew.


Can anyone explain to me how I can possibly be this tired and still be so horny

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Fellow newbies: If you seem to be missing an area/tab for DMs, you may have to add it.

Here's how to do so in the app.

Swipe left-to-right to open a menu of options, and select Account Preferences to begin.

As in the images below, Tabs > Add > Direct Messages.

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Hallo, ich heiße Lukas und ich bin #neuhier

Ich bin Softwareentwickler aus Braunschweig, ich mag Sprachen (vor allem auch die lateinische) und ich habe keine Ahnung, was ich sonst noch so erzählen sollte :blobcatgay:

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mastodon feels like an escape room - you gotta figure out how it all works once you're inside it - except I may not ever wanna leave?

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Testing the content warning thing. Food opinions. 

Marmite is nice. Root beer is the devil's toothpaste.

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Hello folks I'm a maladjusted Hippo who likes to do music with my guitar.

I'm afraid my posts will almost certainly contain cats, bad guitar, kid lamentations, gratuitous FROOOOT and the graphic description of leavings. Both mine and those of the various animals /people it is my privilege to follow after with a shovel.

Me shoulders are made of broken crockery and sellotape. And me timeline is bloody daft at best.


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Hello folks, no idea what I'm doing on here, feel like a right boomer. Anyway I'm Emma, I'm an artist, I love books, museums, travel and all that gubbins.


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For those that don't know me. Here's a little about me

I love

All animals, especially cats
Depeche mode
Body positivity
Tattoos - I have 24, 1 is a cat tattoo
Guy liner
Jeffery Deaver books
Crime documentaries, especially serial killers
Gaming - first person shooter mainly

I'm friendly, chat nonsense, post my exercising A LOT, I love to compliment people and I'm a hugger.

Open for a surprise 

Its Bank Holiday weekend

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There’s some general stuff about CWs going round, but I just want to focus on some specific ones that help me personally - please CW everything about TERFs and transphobia, and also anything about UK and US politics, especially discussion of what the conservatives are up to now

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Man of a thousand names, most recently James Josiah/JJ but infamously Edna

Purveyor of bad photoshops
Overly fond of The Phantom Menace
Collector of shit Star Wars figures
Guilty of self amusement (see all of the above)
Yearning for fun and friendly social media
Learning to actually like myself
Bit sweary

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I’m finding it hard to post photos here… any ideas why? #photos

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"To help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."

(Copied from @tonywidmo)

(Reposting as global, and as reply to pinned toot).

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another twitter refugee here (same @ and same avi, yes they’re my feet) Really enjoy talking to folks about any old nonsense that’s in the news/in my head etc, and value the friendships made via social media but not convinced Musk won’t turn twitter into Parler mk2 so jumping ship in case

Inventor of the wasp-killing outfit
Famous for falling out of a tree whilst urinating
Very intolerant of intolerance
Don’t be offended but some point I’ll probably call you a rotter

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