Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away from ours.. there was a planet inhabited by wolf-like creatures, called Lycantropians. Two of them were named Kyle, a droid and engineering student, and a Lycantropian everyone called “Error”, he was called this because his name was never brought up on the name scanners.
"how can we ever thank you, batman, for saving us?!"
bruce looks at the grateful citizens of gotham he has just helped out of some mortal peril, and tries to wave them off.
"no, no, really, it's my pleasure to help."
they look at him with his costume of second-hand road leathers that don't quite fit and a motorcycle helmet that's fitted with two antennas and was pretty scuffed already before he started modifying it, and the batmobile with its sagging suspension and back window broken so it's just a garbage bag that's been duct taped in to cover the hole, and say
"no really, do you have a ko-fi or something?"
"ohthankgod yes yes i've got a venmo thank you"
y'all i just thought of the best-worst additional detail for this Harp Fixes The Batmans idea
obviously if bruce is no longer rich, his cover story can no longer be "i am a rich playboy"
what is it now?
cops stop him in the middle of doing something that looks somewhat suspicious. they demand an answer. bruce sweats nervously, trying to think of a good cover story. the first thing that exits his mouth is:
"uhhhhh it's for a youtube prank?"
@ErrorTheWolf lol, I don’t know jojo very well~!🐟 ( ⌯᷄௰⌯᷅ ;)
The Tarot is used as a motif in many of their works~!₍₍🐟⁾⁾✨
i realize now that part of this is that there is a bit of a personality swap, as a crucial part of the batman and superman dynamic is to me that batman acts like he is extremely dignified all the time, like a siamese cat, and superman meanwhile has just met you and already loves you, like a golden retriever
so it's still cat and golden retriever energy
except this time superman is the golden retriever standing back making worried barroooo noises of "friend no, please reconsider this unwise course of action",
and batman is this cat https://youtu.be/393jPL8fkxc