manager: did anyone do anything exciting this weekend?
me: I finished watching stranger things
manager: ok, but anything involving going outside?
*whole teams meeting goes very quiet*

Mistake 1: Thinking a team of IT nerds willingly want to go outside.

For shame, manager. For shame.

*sadly shaking head* I only went outside when I couldn't avoid it for cycling and chicken looking aftering.

@GracelessHippo It's OK, just as long as you don't do it again. Doctors say that going outside is addictive and can lead to behaviour, like being cool and friendly.

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