putting my forehead against a rock i found in my backyard that might just be a piece that broke off my barbecue and channeling psychic energy into the earth's crust in the hopes of butterfly effect-ing enough new tropical storms that they run out of names and have to name one "vriska from homestuck" and then getting immediately blasted ten feet backwards by the feedback energy of someone doing the same thing for "tavros from homestuck" on the other side of the planet