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my parents are watching minions: the rise of gru… after my little sister has been put to bed.

…should I be concerned?

bruder mein tinnitus macht mich schwörerdeutsch

never kill the regis in Pokemon - that'd be regicide

the european praying mantis originated in africa and is most commonly found in north america.

…what?

eye contact with a praying mantis 

found a praying mantis on my front door today. They're so cool :blobaww:

calling link to use the OOM on my computer (ocarina of memory)

oh god he tries to explain some pseudo-code later in the episode

*very* far, oof

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matpat making theories: 🧠
matpat seeing system32 in a command prompt: "must be a 32-bit windows installation on a PC-like system 🤔"

so close, yet so far XD

german; einkaufprobleme 

war grad einkaufen und jetzt ist mein Rucksack gezuckert 😒

do you eat kinder eggs with or without the stone?

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very interesting results ngl. There's no unified opinion here, which is… interesting.

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Here's a question I've always had: Is it socially acceptable to do gross stuff when nobody sees it? I know we all do more or less nasty things when we're alone, but is it a secret or actually acceptable?

if you ever have a problem with me,

take a chill pill I meant no ill will

also sorry

you've heard of Schizoposts, now get ready for: Schratzeposts

reincarnation? no wonder the first thing babies do is cry.

attention german-learning fellas:

while "drugs" in english might be either addictive substances or medicinal ones (which isn't mutually exclusive, to be fair), Drogen in german specifically means for recreational use while Medizin is the best replacement for the other half of the meaning, meaning medicine.

also snail is schnecke and snake is schlange. not the other way around.

was about to post something negative about the gaming industry. Instead, I'll say this:

Have a wonderful day! You are valid and there's people who love you. I may not know you personally, but I'm sure of that.

someone should really tell the haskell devs that they can merge packages

Here's a question I've always had: Is it socially acceptable to do gross stuff when nobody sees it? I know we all do more or less nasty things when we're alone, but is it a secret or actually acceptable?

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