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Abraham from the Bible was a time-traveling agent of the demiurge working to deliberately set up the conditions to make my life and beliefs specifically get persecuted under a category just as large and varied as it is easily dismissed. I don't know why he bothered to make it so easy for me to make criticisms of all of these religions--which I obviously know a ton about since I was dragged to church once--but clearly it's my duty to say what no one else has ever said before: That there are problems with this as a literal narrative of material events

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sorry tankies, the only state who's legitimacy i acknowledge is the vape nation

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ahh, america, land of the uhhhh air conditioner, and home of the whopper *salutes a trans pride flag*

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@a_lizard [sipping a glass of piss] okay flavors? Pepsi aftertaste? This is high-brow stuff

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Eviction. Need money for food. Mutual aid. Boost. 

So apparently my last post the PayPal link wasn't working!
Tldr we are getting kicked out of our house and my mom doesn't buy me food so I'm underweight and go hungry.
If you want to help but don't have PayPal or cashapp let me know!
cash.me/$LunaCampbell
paypal.com/paypalme/lunargirll
#mutualaid

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cons of cargo pants: i put pocky in the pant pocket and then forgot about it

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arguing for 7 hours with the fanfiction.net staff that since marshall mathers plays the character of eminem, my 2 fanfic "force feminem" and "empreg: tales of the heavy with child slim shady" does not violate their real people fic rules

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i fuck like a bethesda game in that i take an hour to get going, spend most of my time exploiting your various shortcomings and crash 3 hours in

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they call me todd howard the way i clip thru those backwalls

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its hilarious to me that steam managed to gamify gaming

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