Can't believe Estelle copied that Fortnite Chug Jug song smh

Why are Republicans complaining about getting "cancelled" like they didn't try to impeach Obama for wearing a tan suit?

Communist dictatorships be like: "Democratic Free People's Liberated Republic"

So Trump is suspended from Twitter for telling his supporters to raid the capital, but this white supremacist account who is actively encouraging white people to "preserve their culture" by fighting back against minorities is still up. 35,400 followers. Account created 2016.

My least favorite food is German sausage. They're the wurst.

If schools had a month break.

English class: For the break, you will write an entire book, no less than 1000 pages long. If you fail to follow the requirements, you grade will be highly penalized. I hope you have a fun break.

RIP Daft Punk.

Electronic music will never be harder, better, faster, or stronger without them.

Can't tell you how many times I saw "Android camera = pixel quality" joke in 2020. iPhone users keep milking a joke so old that its not even true anymore. It's like, the only argument they have against Androids. Done to death.

I didn't know people hated it. The only thing I didn't like about the halftime show: It was short. That's it.

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I watched the Super Bowl just for The Weeknd. Absolute legend!

You're probably stupider if you call yourself an Eminem fan too. You missed the entire point.

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Why would you unironically call yourself a "stan"? It comes from the words "stalker" and "fan". The word itself is a pejorative.

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