SHOE COMPANY: We're gonna be SO CLOSE 🤗🤗🤗
ME: Wait, no, I just wanted some shoes
SHOE COMPANY [ doodling its name with my last name on its notebook ]: Hm?
@Alexis They can do so at the Office of Complaints, located 20 km away and not reachable by car or public transport.
@Taweret Yes. Imagine a hat, okay? But then make it more. A lot more. It's a hat with extra.
@breakfastgolem does it have googly eyes?
@Taweret It goes all over the place.
@breakfastgolem how preposterous?
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