SHOE COMPANY: We're gonna be SO CLOSE 🤗​🤗🤗

ME: Wait, no, I just wanted some shoes

SHOE COMPANY [ doodling its name with my last name on its notebook ]: Hm?

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Amazon has announced that Alexa can now imitate the voice of anyone you yourself have personally murdered

I love when you go to cancel a subscription and they say "well, how 'bout the same thing but half price?" Makes me wonder if I should try to cancel all my services.

Happy Canada Day to all our Canadian fedizens!

@Alexis They can do so at the Office of Complaints, located 20 km away and not reachable by car or public transport.


The problem is not people being uneducated.
The problem is that people are educated just enough to believe what they have been taught, and not educated enough to question anything from what they have been taught. 🧠

How are both these guys listening to the same recording?

Are they using speakers or not?


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@Taweret Yes. Imagine a hat, okay? But then make it more. A lot more. It's a hat with extra.

Today at the 50th St F station we saw a public pay phone in use

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