It’s unfairly hard meeting ambitious passionate people.

Chiropractors on youtube just be creepy and rapey.

@mike That just means that there are unlisted steps that didn't meet the editorial standard. The actual scheme written out in full actually works like this:

1. do crimes
2. get money
3. go straight
4. invest
5. earn

New website idea. A live ranking of every public bathroom in your city including: McDonalds, Burger King, and even your local high school! This is gonna do numbers people. Invest.

Why influence the world if I can influence my kids, with a 100% success rate.

YouTube is a feminine app. Not feminist. Feminine.

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege is the modern day chess.

I’m not like other guys. Not because I think differently, but because I have a vagina lol

Was thinking of just putting out my collection over a private torrenting site. I’m thinking . This is too special to me to put it on Spotify.

Love sampling bc of how I can just manipulate someone’s vocals from a song into saying something that I don’t want to hear come out of my mouth

Spiderman PS4 writers were basically if you grabbed someone that had never spoken or had a legitimate conversation with another person, but had only been exposed to conversations by watching sitcoms

I done played that Eazy track like 50 times today. Caliente 🔥🔥🔥 🥵

Some of you girls need to understand that your moms and your friends have the ability of being jealous of you. Don’t be so damn trusting. Same shit goes for men, but you brothers already knew that.

Your story is valuable. Treat it like a currency.

People that be walking slow af always be the dumbest people.

We need more men like the teacher from Whiplash


The gifted program was a mistake.
Created the narc-iest of narc kids that are adults today finding ways to get into mensa, or doing some weird ass mental gymnastics to justify their laziness and lack of passions. Don’t segregate your kids from other kids.

I like Wes Anderson films. Every movie’s frame is humanly symmetrical.

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