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Janel Comeau

just once I want to grow a houseplant as green and healthy and vibrant as the weird scum that grows on the nose pads of my glasses

@VeryBadLlama *hatches plan to launch hundreds of old glasses to Mars to terraform it*

@hendric

"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"the weird scum that grows on the nose pads of Janel Comeau's glasses" said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

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@VeryBadLlama

@VeryBadLlama Isn't that just copper corrosion from the bronze and brass alloys usually used in glasses frames?

You could be hip and just say your nosepads have verdigris 😁