"When the city where he lived was about to be attacked by an army, everybody started to panic and ran around aimlessly.
Diogenes saw that, took his barrel and started to push it up a hill. Once he was up, he rolled it down again, and started over.
When people came and asked why he was rolling his barrel up and down the hill he said: "I am just trying to make myself as useful as everybody else here"" 😂
I knew someone who's spirit animal is Jar-Jar Binks. In so far I think Diogenes is an adequate spirit animal 😜