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rrrr. r.rr.r. r.r.r.r.r. r.r.r.r.r.r.r growls and barks at you aggressively but becomes docile upon the offering of a treat or heartfelt letter

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I made nico and four watch a date with markiplier with me

nico just went off on an incredibly loud and entirely unintelligble tirade because i called her small and when i asked what the hell she said she went "oh well first i said u r so small i could eat u for breakfast" and i lost it

shawtys likea melody in my head that i cant keep on got me like na na na na everyday like my iphone stuk on reply ay ay ay ay

nico really just went "let me google small vs. short"

nico's bullying me in call saying im small and growling at me like a dog

YO MELMAN'S A MELMETTE THERES FOUR BABY WOODCHUCKS IN THE BACKYARD

My mom got a good picture of one of da babies

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mas.to

Hello! This is mas.to, a general-purpose, predominantly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon, and want to make this instance special. We've settled on a nice, short domain name, keep up-to-date with the latest Mastodon updates and features and want to make an easygoing and fun place to interact with other Mastodon users.