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1. Don’t be racist
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what if we kissed in the ratpiss restaurant 😳

so i found out isn't blocked in my school :kirby:

heavily considering posting something like "i hate drama" to facebook and then turning two mob families against each other

ge stan nikkietutorials for being a strong trans woman

tfw you're probably gonna get banned from nso but noone is reassuring then someone partially does and you're like 💞

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