"but first, a toast to emily, always the bridesmaid; never the bride tell me my dear, can a heart still break once its stopped beating?"

i thought my cat left me but she was behind my tv

ahh i got to take a 6 hour nap today, i was only woken up twice, when my dad had to force feed me meds because I was half asleep and when my dog was attacking me

aubri <3 boosted

lewd, on being pansexual 

Me seeing an attractive woman: what if we walked under the moonlight while holding hands and we're both girls 🥺

Me seeing an attractive man: unf yes zaddy blow my back out 🥵

UGH I HATE BEING HORNY W NOTHING TO DO ABT IT

i cant deal with 80 yr olds trying to look up my skirt its kinda disturbing... that's too old

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going golfing ina plaid mini skirt and crop top polo praying some old guy doesn't check me out

she loves to act like a fucking dog too and its so adorable- she'll try to get under the blankets and lay under my legs just like my dog does

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i love being woke up by a tiny little kitten whos rubbing against you and needing on your stomach its so cute istg

pls my ex is flirting with me and I could literally cry he makes me so sad

or my flaws burn through my skin like demonic flames from hell"

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Antarctica by suicide boys is such a good song

"slit my wrists and watch the blood evaporate being this goldy cant be good for anas safety"

"like a knife i love when you cut into me"

my thighs and wirsts look better bloody and bruised

"I'm hoping that someone will come and slit my throat
And then I can finally overdose
Shawty looking like she needs some rest
So in the grave, she goes
I'm right beside her
She trying to get what's in my chest
Hollow ribs
She doesn't know that I'm a ghost"

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