In case you feel like chatting securely with an internet stranger today, I'll be here:

chot.xyz/pencil-repeat-eaten-r

No one invented the hard shell .

melmagazine.com/en-us/story/an

"Tacos dorados (golden tacos), as they’re called in Mexico, are just basically fried tacos. That’s the version that’s the inspiration for what ultimately becomes the taco shell in the U.S."

Adding to my list for an visit.

"What would life be like without men? On this tiny Baltic island, it’s business as usual. But its colorful, folkloric way of life is threatened by a dwindling population."

nytimes.com/2019/10/02/travel/

Send me a video!

crisps.carrd.co

I'd like it very much if you'd send me a video of you saying the word "crisps" to add to my collection.

Aren't you cold?

— Yes.

Why aren't you wearing a coat?

— Because I *like* being cold.

What?! Why?

— Because cold feels crisp & light & tingly. Why do some people like being hot? Hot feels sweaty & sticky & heavy. I'm not wearing a coat because I'm just fine, thank you.

COWBOY AT
THE GAY BAR

I met a dude th'other day
Who said he wanted to rustle my cattle.
Well I'd never heard a feller talk so brashly
And I prepared to do some battle.

...read the rest at voicer.com/v/64kgR

I AM A COWBOY
IN EVERY SINGLE
CONCEIVABLE WAY

I'm a cowboy through and through, it's true.
I'm tough and rugged, and I ride a trusty steed.
I drink my coffee black and fire-boiled,
And I carry on my back everything I need.
...read the rest at voicer.com/v/JIY1V

Why I am a --

The smell of rain.
The sound of rain.
Oiley rainbows in puddles.
Everything looks glisten-ey.
The shiver-ey feel of cool air.
The rustling sounds of trees in the rain & wind.
Wearing light jackets.
Not sweating.

"S/he's all peaches without the cream."

If you were an adhesive, you'd be two-part e-FOX-y.

You are a priceless gold medallion in a bucket of dull coins.

"Bat shit crazy." Why is feces less mentally stable than other animal feces? . That's why.

"...and knowing is half the battle."

@PixFed
I can neither login nor reset my password. Help?

My thoughts on what I'm calling "Serial Discussion (SD) v. Parallel Discussion(PD):

write.as/ploguus/serial-discus

I'd love to hear other thoughts about it. I suspect this is an idea that has been looked at before....

Got a tater tot in my order of french fries today!

"Pluviophile" is a combination of "pluvia" (Latin) + "phile" (a lover of something). Hence, I hereby propose the following word for a lover of fog:

"Nebula" (Latin) + "phile" =

NEBULOPHILE (n): A person who loves fog

My new project: crisps.carrd.co/

I'd like it very much if you'd send me a video of you saying the English word, "crisps" to add to my collection.

Daniel boosted

Google is bringing AMP to Gmail not for your convenience or to increase speed, but to change your mailbox into a platform for marketers. Better switch to an email service that respects your right to privacy. 😉

tutanota.com/blog/posts/amp-em

#google #gmail #amp

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