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Ok so i Will like to say why u made this account: the reason is becuse one day i was bored of twitter (wich i cant use now becuse it wants my phone number) so i shearched ”websites that are like twitter” becuse i wanted to use twitter so that was my only option i then found this website and Said ”hmmm that looks interesting” i then was redirected to the sign up page and made this account so yeah i guess thats all 😘

Eye contact, Cyberpunk, cleavage 

Behold! My cyberpunk novel's commission!

Ladies and gentlemen, the cover for "Pandora Downloaded"!

Congrats to Matt Zeilinger for the hard work.

#amWriting #PandoraDownloaded

Danny Devito, wearing a floofy white wig, says that agony and instance drama are bullshit. He then proclaims that he loves lynne.

smh u only get the extra life if u wanna be shark :blobcat:

you're gay that she only got 64-bit processors in 2003
so for an entire horse with great gusto and enthusiasm, thank u hoodie! u gave me the internet, i do not why would you like girls? :blobcatcoffee:. i read that on the internet.

@deviousdiesel i have tried it. i made cafe latte with it once after borrowing a bit from the web designers at work, and it tasted different but interesting. not sold in every grocery store though. much easier to find lactose free milk.

0_0 wow thats the biggest shit ive ever had in the toilet

@deviousdiesel honey smacks is a kellogg's cereal so that's surprising
@deviousdiesel main cereals for me are some combo of cornflakes or special k, rice or oat puffs, muesli, etc. with age, i find that i don't need a ton of sugar in my cereal. it helps that i use whole milk. it's a bit sweeter.

#epic there is a completely pointless restriction anyway so i would

@deviousdiesel oh, i tend to stay away from the sugary stuff for the most part. i already get enough sugar as it is. sometimes i'll treat myself to honey smacks though.

Redditor scratching his chin in a pensive looking way:


[begins typing]

“Unboxing my wife”

jet set radio style game about different mastodon instances having rollerblade graffiti duels

Talking on an analog phone line is deeply satisfying. I think it's the lack of latency; we're used to 100-500ms delay in most cell phone conversations. It's almost spooky to talk to someone for half an hour and not once have to say "no, sorry, go ahead" or add additional space to make sure someone's done speaking.

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