JADE NAMING A CONSORT “YIFFYIFF” IS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS AN *ANIMAL* NOT A HUMAN CHILD. IT DOESNT KNOW WHAT YIFF MEANS IT WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT YIFF MEANS NOR WILL IT EVER EVEN BE AWARE THAT ITS NAME IS YIFFYIFF!!!!! THE TWO ARE NOT FUCKING COMPARABLE!!!!!
Hello! This is mas.to, a general-purpose, predominantly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon, and want to make this instance special. We've settled on a nice, short domain name, keep up-to-date with the latest Mastodon updates and features and want to make an easygoing and fun place to interact with other Mastodon users.