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if you lick your own elbowo you turn into a catgirl

Why are all the good instances broken in some really bothersome way goddamnit

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let's talk about how cockney rhyming slang is directly responsible for brexit (1/27)

You ever just ask your girlfriend to get handfasted together through the medium of emoji?

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the process of getting a gender recognition certificate and an issuing of a new birth certificate, requires you to first store up hundreds of documents over several years, then roll them all up into a heavy blunt weapon, and then use them to bludgeon your way through the forest of red tape.

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misinfo, clowns 

Don't think I'm going to stay on this instance tbh, the lack of cohesive community is very blegh
I just want a comfy local timeline

Mh (-), identity-ish 

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the nuclear family has 2.58 kids and 9.16 wolves

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not to be too lewd on main but I wanna hold a girls hand while it snows and then get warm drinks together lol

Poly stuff, confusion, babbling lesbian mess 

Lesbian gushing 

Lesbian gushing 

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a big thing that i think people need to understand about game delays now that companies are trying to spin it that way is that a delay does not always or even usually mean "crunch delay." it means "crunch extension." it's fucking bad

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Kinda gross yeah 

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mas.to

Hello! This is mas.to, a general-purpose, predominantly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon, and want to make this instance special. We've settled on a nice, short domain name, keep up-to-date with the latest Mastodon updates and features and want to make an easygoing and fun place to interact with other Mastodon users.