Hannah @hannah@mas.to

never say anything online that wouldn't be hilarious to hear the prosecution have to read back to you in court.

All the caretaker jobs I see are like "help maintain beach houses" and none are what I'm looking for: ominously dusting candelabras and telling the second Mrs. DeWinter that she'll never measure up to Rebecca, NEVER

if you lick your own elbowo you turn into a catgirl

linux troubleshooting 101

let's talk about how cockney rhyming slang is directly responsible for brexit (1/27)

#QueerVillainPride #QVP

the process of getting a gender recognition certificate and an issuing of a new birth certificate, requires you to first store up hundreds of documents over several years, then roll them all up into a heavy blunt weapon, and then use them to bludgeon your way through the forest of red tape.

What the government doesn't want you to know is that actually Joker (2019) is a historical drama about that weird clown shit that happened in 2016.

the nuclear family has 2.58 kids and 9.16 wolves

big mood

not to be too lewd on main but I wanna hold a girls hand while it snows and then get warm drinks together lol

a big thing that i think people need to understand about game delays now that companies are trying to spin it that way is that a delay does not always or even usually mean "crunch delay." it means "crunch extension." it's fucking bad