Hannah
boosted
if you lick your own elbowo you turn into a catgirl
Why are all the good instances broken in some really bothersome way goddamnit
Hannah
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You ever just ask your girlfriend to get handfasted together through the medium of emoji?
Don't think I'm going to stay on this instance tbh, the lack of cohesive community is very blegh
I just want a comfy local timeline
Mh (-), identity-ish
You ever just cry because you have no idea what the hell is even going on in your head anymore?
I have no idea who I am or what I want or what I'm doing and I'm still just super against this state of mind
Hannah
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the nuclear family has 2.58 kids and 9.16 wolves
Poly stuff, confusion, babbling lesbian mess
Me: I'm so mono that I've never even had multiple crushes, let alone anything more than that
Also me: Girlfriend's girlfriend cute???? What if date? She like me like she???? Please???
Lesbian gushing
You ever have a bunch of near-retirees you work with strongly advise that you ignore your friends' advice to wait and just move a whole bloody continent to be with your girlfriend once you have to leave in June
Lesbian gushing
You ever spend four hours singing with and being sung to by your girlfriend while you're both sitting there sobbing uncontrollably?
Kinda gross yeah
Local mono girl loves her poly girlfriend so goddamn much her internal organs end up all over the walls
Hannah
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It does my heart good to know that this is published in a peer reviewed medical journal
Poly stuff-ish, family, judgement anxiety
She's so wonderful as she is and I want to show her to the world just as she is, not some moulded version of what I think others would want to see her as
She's wonderful and deserves to be seen as the beautiful soul that she is
Poly stuff-ish, family, judgement anxiety
I think the really bad part is that I'm basically forcing them into being complicit in my own unhealthy defensive behaviours.
Weirdly enough delaying the inevitable does not change the outcome so things may as well be known.
Poly stuff-ish, family, judgement anxiety
Coming to the realisation that feeling the need to keep Phoebe's polyamory (and by extension, Katie) quiet is a repetition of the same approval-seeking delay tactics that also kept me from telling my family about being gay (lmao fukin idiot) and then later trans - and a whole host of other tiny little things that just led to my relationships with my parents being fragile and strained.
It's almost like I should stop lying by omission or something
Hannah
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You've heard of neopronouns, now try neohonorifics
Hannah
boosted
gender is your 5th-grade report card that just has "good student, should pay more attention in class" that you still can't get over and gave you a complex
Hannah
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they keep adding new genders, call me old fashioned but i still think the original 151 are the best
