i really don't undestand the whole "cultural appropriation" thing most of the time, do you know that throughout the ENTIRE HISTORY of mankind cultures have mixed and interacted with eachother? how do you think this works?

changing my gender identity from nonbinary to nonbinary man

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yet another they when i decided to prioritize my mental and physical health over going to uni, and i feel really guilty about it 💖🤪

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harry potter lewd 

harry potter books series, but harry's like extremely horny and slutty. dumbledore gives him his own sex dungeon in hogwarts

does anyone else's brain also have an adblock feature? whevener i see an ad i just kinda. mute it in my brain. the second i see "sponsored" on a photo or video i immediately loose all interest, and just pretend i don't see it

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literally the only reason advertising exists anymore is to try to saturate your brain with the right brand names so you think of them when you want to buy a tv or whatever

the moment i learned how law works in the USA i knew that there's literally no hope for that country

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mastodon tips to new users 

— remember to take a look at users' bios before following. some ask you not follow unless you've interacted with you before, some appreciate an introductory dm, others do not want to be dm'd by people they don't know, etc
— it's considered good form to cw contentious topics, such as ikea furniture or italians
— the person your mum or aunt is suddenly making long phonecalls to is probably flowless. don't worry about it
— try not to freak out about the giant centipedes. they're mostly harmless
— sometimes during new moon, a green man with three arms will knock on your door and ask for your first-born child. this is der gründreiarmigmann, a german goblin eugen made a deal with early in mastodon's development. just hand him a rock or a seed wrapped in cloth instead

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you know what they say: you win 100% of the chess matches you don't play

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yea i'm on a site called mastodon... it's basically like twitter except noöne on here has ever had sex and instead of selling your information, it's funded by online casinos doing money laundering

i wish firefox supported PWA. idk why since i don't really ever use them, but it would be a nice feature to have

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