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The future is real but the past...it's all made up.

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being on mastodon has taught me that my cursed thoughts really aren't that bad in perspective
thanks weirdos

i unironically think that homestuck is one of the more important pieces of art created in this century

i wanna quit twitter, but i will miss my friends

my mom: fuck you, my child is completely fine
me, the child in question: has 102 day streak on duolingo and is desperate to finish as number one in diamond league this week

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ah the worldwide latina belt tweet turned one year old last month. i still spend many hours up at night contemplating the levels of its meaning.

i know for a fact that there's at least one person who's got a kink on these ugly nft monkeys

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just made a conscious decision to be unreliable and irresponsible

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i’m not a cat person i’m a cat, person.

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Yuo know who else likes vidoe games?? Fascists.. .let that sink in

but like. i love it, i wish more people would do that, and toot in their native language. fuck english

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