Honey's Law of Searching:

If you search anything related to programming, but don't specify the language, you WILL get JavaScript results.

you know what grinds my charger cables?

people who don't know quick charge & such exist and steal my ac adapter for their own use, leaving me with their off-brand barely-functioning 2 cent trash

> 64 bytes from seq=2 ttl=60 time=23955.022 ms


I wish image recognition was cheap in computer resources so I could filter out every tiktok post from reddit.

a BEE just straight up barged into my room like it OWNS IT.


locked it out on the hallway, i guess i'm never gonna go eat or get water

Sorry for the entire planet and all, but my laptop has to have everyhing LTO'd, PGO'd.

I cannot live without the miniscule optimizations like you cannot live in this heat, alright?

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I admit it: I am the reason for global warming.

I keep compiling and my crappy laptop's cooler is not enough. Sorry!

I'll be compiling the entirety of Firefox, with PGO enabled.

See y'all in a month!

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Things that take a really long time, sorted from fast to slow:

- Arrival of the year of the Linux desktop
- Plastic decomposing in nature
- Lifetime of a Nokia 3310
- Compiling LLVM
- Compiling Rustc
- 2020
- Matrix's Dendrite becoming ready for production use

my favorite past-time: watching watchredditdie complaining about their fav subs being banned


Wikipedia (/ˌwɪkɪˈpiːdiə/ (About this soundlisten) wik-ih-PEE-dee-ə or /ˌwɪkiˈpiːdiə/ (About this soundlisten) wik-ee-PEE-dee-ə; abbreviated as WP) is a multilingual online encyclopedia created and maintained as an open collaboration project[4] by a community of volunteer editors using a wiki-based editing system.[5] It is the largest and most popular general reference work on the World Wide Web.[6][7][8] It is also one of the 15 most popular websites ranked by Alexa, as of June 2020.



even though i shitpost on this account, this is actually serious.

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tiktok is everything wrong in the entire world summed up in a single app

- cringy music
- cringy dancing
- children below the age of literally any regulation or suggestion on the internet
- shitty parents trying to get famous
- cringy "funni comedi" people
- pedos
- data mining for advertisements
- data mining, but this time for the benefit of the chinese government
- "tiktok" being a terrible name for anything. like how can you say "tiktok" without cringing on the inside?

yeah ip adresses ran out but why does have 16 million adresses that's 16 million more adresses corporations can buy and keep us peasant users behind NATs without thinking of letting us use ipv6

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