trying to decide between the literature and the writing + rhetoric track, as an english major, any english majors have any advice

Plus coming here with the only art that I feel is suitable for my extended stay on this website (going insane) (bq's fault)

why do we have a $400 pen in our store display case. explain. that’s almost half of what I’ll have made this break after I pay my brother for transportation. no pen can be worth that much.

Now I have an appointment tomorrow. Why can’t I say no to them.

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“The thing is, your chin hairs can be a distraction both for you and for others, if the light hits them the right way” I feel fucking insane what the fuck are you talking about they are chin hairs

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My parents are so fucking weird. my parents are having conversations about my chin hairs and urging me to set up laser appointments for my chin hairs and making the appointments themselves for me, and offering to pay for all of it and I’ve said multiple times that I Do not care about my chin hairs but I do not have the strength to argue with them over 8 fucking chin hairs. If I say “I like my chin hairs” all hell would break loose. This family is fucking insane.

one of the clinics my mother went to for her back problems, they gave my mother a shot that was supposed to provide instant relief (it didn’t work), but they didn’t tell her that a) the treatment was experimental and b) it was insanely expensive, and now the insurance company is refusing to cover the $6,000 shot and so she is going to have to look for ways to appeal this and the thing is I know that it will probably turn out ok but I’m so mad in the moment I want to fucking kill

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my mother and I may have our fights and issues but when someone really hurts her or fucks her over I feel ready to fucking kill on her behalf tbh and that’s how I’m feeling right now

dear friend who was going to help me get past the embarrassment of working out in front of my friends now becoming too self conscious to go work out with me. we are all so funny.

Just found out about florona dear god it never ends

Found out Debbie voted Trump. Man I know my family is full of cringe liberals but that doesn’t mean I wanted a Republican potential stepmother

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we are still on the fucking hogwarts houses get me out of here

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oh my god this girl is making more people take the fucking quiz

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this lovely cat earl is making up for the fact that debbie’s son’s adult girlfriend is making my father take the fucking hogwarts house quiz

have no idea what I am going to talk about with my dad’s girlfriend and her friends tonight since she and I have very little in common

i have a good job but i can't wait until i have more free time again when school starts (insane that i am saying this). granted i will be juggling classes and three extracurriculars so maybe it won't actually be that much better who knows

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