@dankwraith the joke question “why are men like this?” isn’t actually rhetorical, and the answers aren’t particularly funny
no one should be subjected to this nonsense
I know she was doing some weird conservative gender policing shit, but it makes me laugh to imagine she was mad that I was, like, stealing feminine valor
just… how are you filling out your newborn‘s birth certificate and decide, yeah, I’d like this kid to have their name misspelled and mispronounced for their ENTIRE LIVES
I helped #MyWife alphabetize some registration paperwork for the youth cheer organization she runs, and reading the names of these kids, I just gotta say…
fuckin’ white people, man
Boomers spent all of their youth being routinely terrified with the perpetual specter of getting vaporized in some nuclear war that could presumably start in the blink of an eye. a fair assessment has to consider the damage this did to their psyche.
but the single worst thing that happened to Gen X is that MTV stopped playing music videos. zero excuses for them being like this.
like a hot cloth on a fevered head
it was late and I was tired
sports yelling: @bigj