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Artist: G. Larson
Medium: Ink on paper
Title: It Was Late and I Was Tired

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@dankwraith the joke question “why are men like this?” isn’t actually rhetorical, and the answers aren’t particularly funny

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The great rot at the heart of American society is our belief that, at the end of the day, we owe nothing to one another.

find someone who looks at you the way josh allen looks at stefon diggs

don't mail my wife (unless you include a self-addressed, stamped envelope)

As a child, I identified with Donatello, admired Leonardo, envied Michaelangelo, and was annoyed by Raphael

Make your choice

At this point in my life I'd be content to just be a mediocre bass player in a postpunk band

Everyone's 2k21 resolution should be to stop thinking or speaking in glib, online epithets.

Not me though. It's funny when I do it.

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My husband tried to take a picture of his extremely good new shirt

watching the masked dancer is kind of like having a fever dream. I don’t want to be here, and the content is inexplicable

i dont know who i made this for, so i suppose it is simply for me to enjoy

Hello, friends!

It's time for this week's #MastoSourcedPlaylist!

It's The One About Water!
Almost 4 hours of songs about Water, Oceans, Seas, Raindrops, Tears, and... other... fluids.

Shuffle up and Enjoy!

I’m Mastodon’s weird uncle (not creepy)

And before you come at me with some “so what, you’re a big law and order guy now?”, obviously no.

I’m just not gonna go down for donut related crimes

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I wasn’t going to make another pot of coffee, but somebody gave me a donut, and it’s illegal to eat a donut without coffee

"If you come for the king you'd better not miss," I say, tripping down a flight of stairs, breaking every bone in my body, pissing my pants, loudly farting

windows 10X looks extremely bad and that is both hilarious and completely unsurprising

I shared a room with my little brother (16 months younger) until I was 18.

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I was listening to the other day, and when alex said something like “you can’t have two boys share a room past the age of 12,” I was again reminded that my childhood was...different

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