@dankwraith the joke question “why are men like this?” isn’t actually rhetorical, and the answers aren’t particularly funny
So, #introduction, yeah? I'm Jon. I'm a bad writer, a worse musician, and a once and future podcaster. I left the Book of Faces when it showed me all my aunts were racist. I left the Birdsite when there was nothing left but journalists and Nazis. Alas, I could not resist the siren's call of screaming into the void. Won't you scream along with me? Beware sincerity and shitposts. Death before decaf.
i don't think god exists because i refuse to believe they'd be so flippant as to permit such an abomination to just hang around. like it's no big deal to just be a 500lb lizard with a mouth larger than my torso that's literally So Good at killing and eating things it hasn't had to evolve for ONE HUNDRED and FIFTY MILLION years
The less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt—your capital.
I like coffee but this trend towards dissecting every aspect of it and treating the entire process as some kind of holy endeavor is infuriating. Just drink your goddamn hot bean juice you edgelords, leave me alone, fuck.
I literally can't imagine anything worse than some smug fucking app telling me to do the dishes
Suggest??? a meal??? based on what's sitting on the table??????? You mean, the meal I am currently eating???????
Good news, we reinvented Vessyl, it's a tablecloth now
Leftist | Vegetarian | Enthusiast | Probably Insufferable | Definitely Exhausted
sports yelling: @bigj