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Artist: G. Larson
Medium: Ink on paper
Title: It Was Late and I Was Tired

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@dankwraith the joke question “why are men like this?” isn’t actually rhetorical, and the answers aren’t particularly funny

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The great rot at the heart of American society is our belief that, at the end of the day, we owe nothing to one another.

it’s me, the musical theatre opinions haver, apparently

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once again getting mad that Lin Manuel Miranda had the gall to cast himself as the lead against actual talent like Leslie Odom Jr and Daveed Diggs

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say what you will about the musical Hamilton, but “you punched the bursar?” is a hilarious throw away line

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

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Heartbreaking: This Dad Got Too Much Sun And Drank Precisely One (1) 8.7% Beer... But He Can’t Go To Sleep Yet!

The law enforcement's impressed you've survived to this age
Strapped-up soldiers
They'll lock you in a cage without a goodbye
For a nickel bribe :yell:

Inverse square law? yeah I'll inverse your laws you fuckin' square

searching “diy dirigible” returns no useful results. the internet is pointless

the great thing about mastodon is I can usually look at the replies to a popular toot and it’s fine

the terrible thing about mastodon is I can look at the replies to a popular toot and occasionally see someone’s w h o l e ass

its fucked up nowadays, you cant just make a thing. you have to make a running series of that thing, which goes on forever, and has a patreon, a mailing list, a discord channel, an official wiki, a fan wiki, a prima strategy guide, its own cryptocurrency, flag, national anthem, nuclear deterrent, etc

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