Jon, unplugged @jaytom@mas.to

I don't boost selfies cause, I dunno, it feels weird to me, but I fav just about every one I see come across my timeline. you got a face? hell yeah, I love that for you

“do you expect me to talk?”

“no, mr. bond. I expect you to dye. this is an adult learning annex fiber arts class, and you’re being very disruptive”

you’re a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.
I’m a temporarily inconvenienced skeleton.
we are not the same

I have eaten
the paste
that was in
the feed store

and which
you were probably
saving
for horses

The great rot at the heart of American society is our belief that, at the end of the day, we owe nothing to one another.

what? no. we can’t stop here. the vibes are bad

correcting someone’s song parody joke lyrics is a block on sight for me at this point

please refer to it as a restroom, water closet, or toilet, if you must. only a small set of Johns enjoy being shat on

some days I feel literally incapable of taking anything seriously, but I’m hilarious so I’m sure it’s not off putting to my friends and loved ones

sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete it

block me harder, daddy

I haven’t seen The Lighthouse, but the out of context bits people are taking about sound *wild*