Jon, local giant @jaytom@mas.to

@Aleums
Artist: G. Larson
Medium: Ink on paper
Title: It Was Late and I Was Tired

@dankwraith the joke question “why are men like this?” isn’t actually rhetorical, and the answers aren’t particularly funny

The great rot at the heart of American society is our belief that, at the end of the day, we owe nothing to one another.

don't mail my wife (unless you include a self-addressed, stamped envelope)

As a child, I identified with Donatello, admired Leonardo, envied Michaelangelo, and was annoyed by Raphael

watching the masked dancer is kind of like having a fever dream. I don’t want to be here, and the content is inexplicable

I’m Mastodon’s weird uncle (not creepy)

And before you come at me with some “so what, you’re a big law and order guy now?”, obviously no.

I’m just not gonna go down for donut related crimes

I wasn’t going to make another pot of coffee, but somebody gave me a donut, and it’s illegal to eat a donut without coffee

windows 10X looks extremely bad and that is both hilarious and completely unsurprising

I shared a room with my little brother (16 months younger) until I was 18.

I was listening to #wtto the other day, and when alex said something like “you can’t have two boys share a room past the age of 12,” I was again reminded that my childhood was...different