my 82 year old grandpa just text me to wish me a happy birthday

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alc 

today I am celebrating by restocking my beer fridge

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“emo girls are just goth karens”
first of all, you mean scenesters.
second of all, shut the fuck up

I wanted a bolt action pen, so I bought this stainless steel one online and it is an Absolute Unit

I don't need another pair of skate shoes, but also I think I might need this pair of skate shoes

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