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it was late and I was tired
sports yelling: @bigj
real talk: that was delightful
the back of this shirt has the grim reaper sitting on a tombstone that also reads “everything hurts”
selfie, no ec
can’t believe I haven’t posted about this sweet hat I got for Christmas yet
when the squad gets matching Christmas onesies but XL just means wider
when you’re absentmindedly flipping through insta reels and you see Triz
I wonder what the local timeline is up to
yr ad targeting is a little off, bro
when you don’t want to put your contacts in but your glasses keep sliding down your nose because they need adjusted
somebody once told me I looked like Jeff Goldblum so I have jokingly used the phrase discount Jeff Goldblum to describe myself. naturally I fed this phrase to the AI face generator thing, and wow I wish I looked this good
mods are asleep, post helga pataki
I should buy a guitar
that's a wrap, baybee
I'm funny as hell
something something something pagliacci
this is my "ready to get the hell out of Texas" face
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so, is this one an ostrich or a penguin?
I went looking for a pic to use as an avi for allpro and found this one from 5 years ago that made me chuckle despite myself
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