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We combined a typewriter with a calculator and chose not to stop there

Oh, you're happy a good thing happened? Well what about bad thing? Didn't consider that, huh?

turning 37 didn't make me feel as old as remembering my wife and I got engaged on this day 16 years ago did

@Thomas yeah, crossing pretty much daily, actual deer at least every month

I WILL PERSONALLY STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A FOREIGN OBJECT

me, at my computer sitting on the blue "preparing updates" screen for a 20 minutes and counting: :pika:

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booted my desktop for the first time in...a while. shocked to find windows running like dogshit because it's trying to do month's worth of updates

ll bean stands for "ladies love cool bean"

if i had a nickel for every time i had to block an alt-right social media network that was clearly just a GPL-violating fork of mastodon for fascists, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

@tessaracked I'll hit him with a buster bluth "heeey brother" sometimes as a joke, but I cannot fathom calling him bro in earnest

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