Jon, unplugged @jaytom@mas.to
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Joined May 2020
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We combined a typewriter with a calculator and chose not to stop there
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how dare you be talking about
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Oh, you're happy a good thing happened? Well what about bad thing? Didn't consider that, huh?
turning 37 didn't make me feel as old as remembering my wife and I got engaged on this day 16 years ago did
@Thomas yeah, crossing pretty much daily, actual deer at least every month
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i just released my first album, and you can listen to it here: https://the-loud-machine-with-no-off-button.bandcamp.com/releases
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I WILL PERSONALLY STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A FOREIGN OBJECT
@Pixley this is a Look!
me, at my computer sitting on the blue "preparing updates" screen for a 20 minutes and counting: 
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taking back sunday covering my name is jonas. simply resplendent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w43pCKDkVg
booted my desktop for the first time in...a while. shocked to find windows running like dogshit because it's trying to do month's worth of updates
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ll bean stands for "ladies love cool bean"
@alex thank you 🙏
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if i had a nickel for every time i had to block an alt-right social media network that was clearly just a GPL-violating fork of mastodon for fascists, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
@tessaracked I'll hit him with a buster bluth "heeey brother" sometimes as a joke, but I cannot fathom calling him bro in earnest
- Location
- The Lonesome Crowded Midwest
Joined May 2020
