"At least it's not a Prod deploy," I mutter to myself. "It could have been a Prod deploy". The broken piece of shit excuse for a CLI mocks me as I troubleshoot deployment problems on day 115 as human CI/CD.
*answering machine beep* Hi, you've reached Jonny, I can't come to the phone right now because I am losing my shit. Please leave a message and I'll try to eventually get around to maybe calling you back.