I don't know what I'm doing but one thing I know for certain is that I'm doing it.
Follows not only welcome but encouraged.
it's all jokes, people
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To be fair to him, this is what I was wearing
C word in a meme
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Finished using my heating pad so my cat got the cooldown
How the fuck am I allowed to vote
C A T I S 𝗔 𝗖 𝗖 𝗘 𝗟 𝗘 𝗥 𝗔 𝗧 𝗜 𝗡 𝗚
Big Doctor Manhattan vibes but I'm stuck being a fucking human instead of having an all powerful luminescent blue penis.
It's a strange timeline we live in
Tryna chill and got friggin batman staring down at me
The contrast between the way my mom texts and the way my dad texts is stark
I found my new spirit animal today and yes that is the species name
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