Finished using my heating pad so my cat got the cooldown

C A T I S 𝗔 𝗖 𝗖 π—˜ π—Ÿ π—˜ π—₯ 𝗔 𝗧 π—œ 𝗑 π—š

Big Doctor Manhattan vibes but I'm stuck being a fucking human instead of having an all powerful luminescent blue penis.

The contrast between the way my mom texts and the way my dad texts is stark

I found my new spirit animal today and yes that is the species name

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mas.to

Hello! mas.to is a general-topic, mainly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon and aim to run a fast, up-to-date and fun Mastodon instance.