I have a vivid memory of being around 14 and just launching my flip flop while swinging as high as I could and watching in slow motion as it came down a couple dozen yards away directly onto the head of a small child.
I still feel horrible about it and wish I had acted different but at the same time, holy shit get owned, sniped bitch, absolute kill of the game
Anything I say before 10AM should not be admissable in court because it's basically sleepwalking.
Me: According to the.multiverse theory, there exists a realty in which the spacetime continuum underwent a series of a events that had a different outcome. Unfortunately, we do not live in that universe. However, I believe that Einstein's theory of special relativity implies–
Boss: please just say you're late like a person
Does anybody else feel like they're distant enough that their emotional needs are not being met but social enough that it's energetically and psychologically taxing and you're left with barely enough energy just to get through the day much less try to find deeper emotional connection?
Because if you do, I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
I don't know what I'm doing but one thing I know for certain is that I'm doing it.
Follows not only welcome but encouraged.
it's all jokes, people