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@PostMasterGeneral tired: using your web browser to randomly generate passwords
wired: making all your passwords be words you can remember, that you have passed through a secret decoder ring on your desk

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Only blobcat that I found so far. And it doesn't look that good than this one :blobcat:

update: best buy support didn’t pick up my dad’s phone calls

probably just too many calls but come on man

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wow thanks best buy

my dad ordered an 8bitdo sn30 pro+ and the box came empty

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OMG, am dying!!!

Someone used the bug GitHub refused to fix, that allows you to add a commit to a repo you don’t control... to upload YouTube-dl to the DMCA request repo on GitHub.

github.com/github/dmca/tree/41

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A Duke Nukem Quote from an unsupervised bot 

No time to kick gum and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of ass.

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Nintendo wants to sell me trash and I am looking to buy

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If a $60 video game worked on by 250 people sold 10,000,000 copies, and each of those 10,000,000 purchases were instead pirated copies of the game and everybody divided their $60 by 250 and sent $0.24 to each developer, they would all have $2.4 Million for their work and could retire immediately, and not a single penny would go to corporate executive leeches.

Hell, they could all pocket $1 Million then form their own dev studio and put the other $350 Million towards a new project.

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DAD: Have you seen the movie with Dan Akroyd and the black guy?

ME: "The black guy?"

DAD: Yeah, the funny black guy, I can't remember.

ME: [keeling over laughing] "the funny black guy?!?!?!?!"

BROTHER: Do you mean Eddie Murphy?

DAD: Yeah

ME: [squeaking laughter in the background]

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