That shim sham at the end tho 💕 Bumping this cuz I'm dancing on stage for the first time in over a decade next weekend. Not sure if anyone gives a shit but me, but I'm super jazzed about it & also very, verrry nervous. Trying to channel the energy of the masters, the smooth sophistication of movement, & the showmanship. Now I gotta go practice. Tap gods pls smile upon me, amen 🙏

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⭐️Cool Rat Facts⭐️

-rats name their babies
-rats are ticklish and younger/baby rats like when you tickle them
-mother rats tickle and sing to their babies
-rats giggle when they are tickled
-you can teach rats to do tricks, and also litter box train them
-humans sense of taste is most identical to a rats
-rats want to hang out with you, they're curious about the world and also they want your attention

and most importantly:

❤️Rats love you❤️

@JackMeinoff idk, man, putting this much thought into it does come across as creepy... Do what u want w that info I guess 🤷‍♀️

All I want for Mother's Day is for my kids to get outta my ass for a few minutes

@geesehoward I actually love mine cuz I get to be alone in my car with my music for a half hour. 🤷‍♀️

also in the facebook memories,

ah, the mood of a year ago....... when i ordered a physical copy of animal crossing and it got delayed in transit

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I told my student to have fun with the assignment.

And she sent me this meme. 😂😂😭🙈

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