only thought in head is about david byrne
it’s too hot
made 4 dollars by just sitting on the floor in my room for 20 mins
the days really do be going by though
doors in england are too small which is why I won’t ever go there
nothing quite like sitting in silence and listening to andrew type for 9 minutes straight
thinking about david byrne again
no cavities 😎
dentists should be illegal
i think the dentist should give me a list of the small talk questions hes going to ask me ahead of time so i can prepare
ive been to the dentist before
i want to watch criminal minds but i am tired
today at work i had to say a hail mary 3 times (whatever that means) when in my previous 21 years of collective experience had said zero hail marys ever what is a hail mary why was everyone saying them today
what would bilbo baggins look like if he fell out of a duffel bag?
had a pretty productive day today
why are my ears so small
damn that television
looking for someone to take me to charles entertainment cheese’s pizza time theatre. hmu
I think it should be illegal for boats to have doors
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