made 4 dollars by just sitting on the floor in my room for 20 mins

doors in england are too small which is why I won’t ever go there

nothing quite like sitting in silence and listening to andrew type for 9 minutes straight

i think the dentist should give me a list of the small talk questions hes going to ask me ahead of time so i can prepare

i want to watch criminal minds but i am tired

today at work i had to say a hail mary 3 times (whatever that means) when in my previous 21 years of collective experience had said zero hail marys ever what is a hail mary why was everyone saying them today

what would bilbo baggins look like if he fell out of a duffel bag?

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looking for someone to take me to charles entertainment cheese’s pizza time theatre. hmu

I think it should be illegal for boats to have doors

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