lmaooo wtf is albert earl rambling about

what the fuck are they rambling about lmao

i would rather have an unironic markiplier kinnie than a fascist

why the fuck is there someone posting nsfw pokemon fanfics on local??

"A frogge biþ a smal beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in watyre and on londe. It is broune or grene or yelowe, or be it tropyckal, he may haue dyuers coloures. It haþ longys and guilles booþe. It haccheþ from an ey and it þan ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to ben a frogge, if it þan ne be noght eten."

- Middle English Wikipedia, Frogge

Nationalist and liberal ideologies are "bulshit that sounds nice on a purely emotive level". Ironically, they claim to hold immortal and scientific truths. Scientific truths are not usually that intuitive lol.

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