not quite a masticulation malfunction but close enough i guess

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found a piece of bacon in my vegan cobb salad from cheesecake factory. good thing i don't have any dietary restrictions and just ordered it because i like vegetables

Chewed on a stray bit of bone in a lamb gyro from the college dining hall.

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