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Is it a coincidence that 'All Cops are Bastards' sounds like 'No Gods No Masters'?

Both phrases have the same amount of syllables. They almost rhyme, too.

Most importantly, they are both catchphrases used by anarchists...
(not that i'm not one)

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body horror via video compression 

anyone have more of these types of gifs? I love them

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@ItsMorgan *opens a box clearly labeled “anime”* What the fuck

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all of you are nerds. You losers awoke the milf in me and now you are awakening the even more unexpected jock in me. I have wanted to give (loving) anti-nerd wedgies to like 3 of you today alone. I love you nerds.

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“He knew that eggs came in dozens”
“He knew that eggs come in dozens”

When I have to write sentences where a past event is connected to something that is generally or currently true, I can never decide on which tense to use for the latter...

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i know im heading into a depressive episode because im playing stupid ass cookie clicker clones
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the museum guards tackle me, claim that these paints are safe for work, as this is their job and thus their work. but i can feel how hard they are through their pants and i know it's because of the painting in room 12 where a lady got her tits out

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running around the museum cancelling various renaissance painters with a bottle of spraypaint for not tagging their work as "erotic nsfw"

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Wow, the latest pihole running great on a raspberry pi gen 1 model B! <3

#raspberry #pi #pihole #dns #sinkhole

Never mind. Starting a fresh new profile fixed it :)

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Okay, so they do appear in GNOME Web, but not SeaMonkey... -_-

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For some reason, pictures and profile pictures don't display in mas.to (at least in my browser). Pictures can only be viewed blurred. But profile pictures do appear in notifications...

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@GreenandBlack you might not like it, but this is what peak humanity looks like.

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America in 2020. People using forged (and mis-spelled) cards from a fictitious organisation to misrepresent legislation intended to protect disabled people so they can avoid showing a basic amount of courtesy to help protect others during a pandemic.

Not only is this bullshit ableist as hell, it would literally be easier just for these people to put a damn mask on their faces.

If you're in the US and someone hands you one of these, cut it in two and throw it in the trash.

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