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There are people in my town eating outside at a diner, during a pendemic, while a tropical storm hits.

news.yahoo.com/security-camera

People have only NOW discovered that you can tell that somebody's not home by the amount of data a security camera sends...

I think I had a thought like that several days ago.

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mario 64 in 2016: haha half an A press parallel universes!!

mario 64 in 2020: EVERY COPY IS PERSONALIZED DO NOT RESEARCH THE 07/29/1995 BUILD
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seems they only federate with gnusoc still

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Making millions of dollars a day. How? I work in the U.S. Mint...

Is it a coincidence that 'All Cops are Bastards' sounds like 'No Gods No Masters'?

Both phrases have the same amount of syllables. They almost rhyme, too.

Most importantly, they are both catchphrases used by anarchists...
(not that i'm not one)

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body horror via video compression 

anyone have more of these types of gifs? I love them

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@ItsMorgan *opens a box clearly labeled “anime”* What the fuck

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all of you are nerds. You losers awoke the milf in me and now you are awakening the even more unexpected jock in me. I have wanted to give (loving) anti-nerd wedgies to like 3 of you today alone. I love you nerds.

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“He knew that eggs came in dozens”
“He knew that eggs come in dozens”

When I have to write sentences where a past event is connected to something that is generally or currently true, I can never decide on which tense to use for the latter...

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i know im heading into a depressive episode because im playing stupid ass cookie clicker clones
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the museum guards tackle me, claim that these paints are safe for work, as this is their job and thus their work. but i can feel how hard they are through their pants and i know it's because of the painting in room 12 where a lady got her tits out

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running around the museum cancelling various renaissance painters with a bottle of spraypaint for not tagging their work as "erotic nsfw"

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