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My uncle just finished 1.6 kg, 700 pages long dictionary of Northern Sami, a language spoken by around 20,000 speakers.

Sami are an indigenous people who have inhabited large parts of Northern Europe spanning from Russia to Norway for millenniums.

He has dedicated his life to advocate for their rights and preserve their languages and culture. This book is a major contribution in an effort to ensure that this ancient language will be passed on to future generations.

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I have a very great friend in Rome named Susus Amogus. Do you find it ... risible ... when I say the name Susus Amogus?

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called Ligma. Ligma Bussi.

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@Aleums a friend of mines friend came out as trans and before he started T he recorded one part of a duet so he could do a duet with himself.

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“how can you tell when the bimboification has started?” he asked, lips trembling over the words.
“relax, mr trump, you don’t have to worry about big questions like that anymore,” Robert assured him, “Daddy Mueler will take care of all that for you, baby”

somehow my compressed documents backup has bloated to 3x that of the actual documents folder

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The year 3000 is basically the same except im going to smash your great great great grand daughter

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i was too busy (and then tired) to post yesterday but i was looking cute representing gay club

(selfie, eye contact, boosts encouraged)

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im sure the type of guy that don't kiss theyr gf after getting their dick sucked would 100% suck their own dick if they could. it's telling imgo

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A man is at a friend's funeral. After the proceedings, he approaches the widow and asks if she minds if he says a word. "No, of course not," she replies. So he grabs a glass and taps a spoon against it to get everyone's attention, and when the muttering dies down, he clears his throat and speaks: "Plethora." He puts the glass back down and everyone continues their conversations. The widow turns to him, with a tear in her eye. "Thank you," she says. 

"It means a lot."

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haven't seen any headlines about guys vaping their gamer girl bath water so we still got a little further we can fall

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ok you gotta admit china banning minors giving money to celebrities is fucking hilarious

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the metal fandom is cool because you have a dice roll where the outcomes are between "a well adjusted dude with wide capacity for artistic appreciation" or "nazi-adjacent"

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i love metal but do not want to see or be seen by metal fans

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@goat Imagine having to live in england Without getting to make inadvisable pacts with an eldritch void twink

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