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thousands of Europeans 'under the nazi boot' collaborated in finding Jews they knew would be sent to die. informing on local resistance cells, which btw were almost entirely fucking communists and also had a lot of Jews for obvious reasons. and then many of them went to go and join the SS to fight for nazism. there were also a half dozen or so alligned states in the Axis from Finland, to Romanian, Italy, ect

the second world war was not just 'Germans' doing these evil acts, it was Europeans fueled on anti semetism and anti communism to bring about a fascist world order

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saw someone calculate that buying an album off someones bandcamp for 20 bux is about what theyd make if you streamed their music on spotify for a year and a half straight

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there are exactly two hacker types:
- US based white hats
- russian operatives

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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears."
-Mark Antony had he been into butt stuff

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i wish body positivity was less "this and that type of cis woman can also qualify as fuckable" and more "you are not locked out of any part of the human experience because your body does not meet an arbitrary and ephemeral standard"

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Don't stop at just being a tree hugger. Be a grass cuddler. A fern tickler. A ficus fondler.

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How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

by Luigi

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Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

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historian in the year 2782, speaking on the discovery of Tom of Finland's art:

"the important thing to know about these gentlemen, is that they enjoyed sailing and motorized terrestrial bicycles. okay, moving on..."

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The next big Marvel villain is gonna be named "Killworker" or something and his catchphrase is gonna be "workers of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our chains" and he's gonna slit a child's throat as he says it.

🖼️

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Ah yes the historically oppressed white germans. Who could forget how they were violently oppressed in world war two

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i've seen custom print fans for drag queens with slogans printed on them etc. but i would like to propose a new idea for you all to consider

custom printed fans with your fursona on them

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The Right fundamentally mistrusts queerness and transness because on some level they infer, correctly, that the idea that you should get to live your life in a way that makes you feel good is socialist propaganda.

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@horsefucker_thicc no one ever accused Don Rosa of devoting insufficient thought to duck sex

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every axis country has their own comedy-of-errors explanation for why they accidentally tripped and fell into a nazi uniform while trying to swat a fly, then collided with a serving cart and unknowingly rode it into ww2; and these explanations get hammered into everyone growing up in those countries so thoroly it never even occurs to them to question how their country happened to be the only one allied with hitler for totally normal, non-nazi reasons

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Cuba has independently developed 5 different covid vaccines, while under embargo from the biggest empire in the world 50 miles off their coast

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NEARLY ONE THOUSAND INSTANCES ARE STILL TRYING TO CONTACT BOFA.LOL

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petition for egypt to steal the remains of prince philip and put them on display in a museum of antiquities

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amazed at people in their 20s/30s who have kids, where do they find the time in between being depressed and gay longing

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