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me (watching JoJo): Wait what just happened
JoJo character: (explains what just happened via internal monologue)
me: Ah ok. Thank you

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if you're worried because they nerfed lola bunny's design in the new space jam, don't desperate: there's still a little website called e621

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a bad nsfw meme, like really nsfw it's sex jokes, obnoxiously crispy and with the boomer "we circled the punchline for you" just in case, coupled with an also terrible joke from yours truly 

my virginal self is learning so much today, i always thought this was already done by, mid handjob or blowjob, saying "mic check one-two one-two, is this thing on?" directly into the head of the penis

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Initiative to ban mass biometric surveillance in EU

European citizens campaign to prohibit biometric mass surveillance practices
reclaimyourface.eu/

This is one of the few posts I put publicly and I ask for a Boost!

If you are from EU or you know EU people, it could be interesting.
This is not an usual random web petition, this is an official ECI (European citizens initiative)

#ReclaimYourFace
#GDPR
#surveillance
#biometric

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"autonomous vehicles," shut the fuck up it's a self-driving car. "Autonomy," you want to talk about autonomy, if someone spray-paints "ass" on a stop sign these cars will register it as an ass, and you want them to be able to do 160 on the freeway. You've death-grip dryjacked to the pervy phantom that is techno-utopianism so hard that it has caused you to hallucinate a world in which this is a good idea, take some deep breaths and drink some water

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haha love to top and or bottom am i right. anyway, do you lxds know any subversive elements in our community

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doin your mom or dad depending on whoever can provide better information to the DOJ

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cops are oppressed too! imagine how hard it is on your mental health to be a smol bean cop forced to harass minorities for 12 hours, then come home and still have to abuse their spouse, too UwU

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or if you think chinese infrastructural projects in africa are exploitation, this is exploitation african nations are opting into, instead of exploitation that was forced on them by military action, and so, presumably, lighter or more politically expedient. wouldn't it be better to let them choose their empire?

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and even then china would incredibly obviously be the weaker empire — where are the chinese overseas military bases? chinese fleet carriers? if both empires are equivalent, and confrontation between empires is something you want, shouldn't you back the weaker one?

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even if we grant all that about china being authoritarian and an empire and exactly as bad as the us, then it seems to me the best thing would be to say nothing. what's the endgame you're hoping for? what are you hoping to accomplish other than the increase in anti-asian hate crimes, more surveillance, and greater likelihood of war that we've already seen is the outcome of anti-china rhetoric?

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The world is burning.

Eat that extra slice of cheesecake.

Learn how to juggle on a unicycle.

Put gummi worms in your ramen.

Bribe your way into local elections.

Declare war on a neighboring star system.

Be alive.

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thinking about that interview where michael bloomberg says 'xi jinping is not a dictator', meaning it as a rhetorical launching point for his answer, and the interviewer near has a heart attack on the spot

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