parvifolia @parvifolia@mas.to
Too many interests/hobbies, a novice at most of them, my computer is old, 29 he/him, Chicago.
Trying my best to both open myself to new experiences and nail down some understanding of the world.
Working on having humility without beating myself up.
Currently reveling in the absurdity while respecting the tragedy of it all.
Too lame to be cool.
Joined May 2020
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Meet me on the weird abandoned platform liminal space between the washinton and monroe blue line stations if u want an ass kicking
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i read ogdo for the articles
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[Mike Ehrmantraut walks into my bedroom w/ a silenced pistol in his hand as I’m jacking off]
Me: “Mike… please, not now. L-listen, this isn’t what it looks like”
Mike, pointing his gun at me: “Cum.”
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it's obviously not a fair comparison but it's funny to reflect on these being broadly contemporaneous
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I got Valve VR Knuckles for my 40th birthday (extravagant!) and so far they've lived on the couch. That's no good, so today I played with some plywood and dowels.
The first time I mounted a game controller on the wall, I wondered how the heck I'd never considered it anything less than absolutely mandatory. Leaving one thing on the couch or table invites more things to live there until it gets messy enough to provoke Bad Feels, at least for me.
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[talking to an alien]
me: yeah so we have like, wikipedia
alien: whats that
me: an online encyclopedia people can edit
alien: ah so you have scholars publish there?
me: not really, any asshole with an internet connection can make a page glorifying whatever nazi they want
alien: ... and is it reviewed?
me: nah, there's also not really any standards so if you halfheartedly bang out anything on any subject and nobody is bothered to change it its just like that
Went to the beach to swim today. It was awesome to see so many people and dogs just having a good time.
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these are the alice in wonderland teacups i was talking about earlier btw. the pink one on the left was sold on mercari for $150 ??? and that’s the only trace of these we’ve seen online about them EVER
there is also a square white/blue one and a round yellow one that i want desperately. if anyone has any info on these please lmk 🥺
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"FAT AND OR PLUS SIZE PEOPLE OF USA;
The FAA is opening for comments about seat sizes in planes wednesday // a tip from an faa-certified flight attendant: emphasize how seat size impacts your ability to expeditiously evacuate the aircraft in an emergency. that’s a benchmark requirement for passenger capacity that is unlikely to change soon."
https://www.faa.gov/seat-size-comments
birdsite: https://twitter.com/helcinda/status/1554497747616661505
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the only ethical way to work for war profiteers is if you're beelining for the detonators for the bombs they build and setting them all off in the factory
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"I'm In Love With My Partners Wife" is a title that hits different depending on the audience.
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This is also relevant in this situation. The desire to "abandon" the south is inherently racist
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Mech name: ANYONE WANNA SMOOCH
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Too many interests/hobbies, a novice at most of them, my computer is old, 29 he/him, Chicago.
Trying my best to both open myself to new experiences and nail down some understanding of the world.
Working on having humility without beating myself up.
Currently reveling in the absurdity while respecting the tragedy of it all.
Too lame to be cool.
Joined May 2020
