Soulless Minion of Orthodoxy @parvifolia@mas.to
Too many interests/hobbies, a novice at most of them, my computer is old, 29 he/him, Chicago.
Trying my best to both open myself to new experiences and nail down some understanding of the world.
Working on having humility without beating myself up.
Currently reveling in the absurdity while respecting the tragedy of it all.
Too lame to be cool.
Joined May 2020
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being nice to kids is just one of those We Gotta Participate In A Society Things and like. not to call out grumpy introverted nerds in their 20's but, you have so much more agency to avoid kids than they have to avoid u and it costs 0 dollars to not be mean to them and give them life long insecurities cause u were 2 much of a baby to be polite to ur cousins 7 year old who you had to stand next to for five minutes at a party one time
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watching Stop Making Sense for the first time. The cardio involved in this performance is nuts.
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"catboy himbo with big mommy milkers" i skywrite over the unsuspecting town, before my plane explodes in a volley of anti-aircraft fire
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homer: my neighbour whom i despise, your aversion to pain is an aversion to god itself, and your reluctance to die at my hand is a refusal to meet the maker
marge: do i sense pity in my rock
flanders: snakes the lot of you
lisa: rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss
marge: prayer does not suit you, bedevilled one
homer: wife, this is not your fight
bart: so it shall be written
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homer: wife, i desire to see the neighbour take his last breath. shall i go to confession
marge: homer. have you checked with the boy to see if returning flanders to our lord is not in fact a just and righteous deed
homer: boy. what say you
bart: a truth for a skateboard! a truth for a skateboard! a truth for a skateboard!
homer: i promise to procure this skateboard of which you speak oh oracle
bart: flanders must die
lisa: the boy lies
homer: silence witch. he knows only truth
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You don’t understand it’s the ambience of night combined with the comfort of a shower
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Okay okay okay, when did McDonald’s change the McDonalds Monopoly from “Win $10,000 to pay for vacation/cars/your dreams” to “Win $10,000 to pay for BILLS”.
Like, excuse me what?
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The answer to "Can you make peanut butter with a 10$ second-hand meat grinder from the 70s" is: Sorta
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The “Operating Systems” episode of Computer Chronicles is delightful
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You ever think about how if enough people were confused about what day of the week it is, they'd become right
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@georgespolitzer came back from the store to find my wife laid open, juice everywhere, a punch berry mouth mixer
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This weekend’s series is a set of four sketch-like fountain pen rendering of natural paths. 3/4, in burgundy. In my shop.
Too many interests/hobbies, a novice at most of them, my computer is old, 29 he/him, Chicago.
Trying my best to both open myself to new experiences and nail down some understanding of the world.
Working on having humility without beating myself up.
Currently reveling in the absurdity while respecting the tragedy of it all.
Too lame to be cool.
Joined May 2020
