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trying out usenet for the first time. The year is 2022.

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You see Mr. Bond, rather than stealing the crown jewels I have minted an NFT of them, thus creating a non-fungible receipt that I can trade on the open market. What? Well no, the jewels are still in the vault- no, the owner of the NFT can't actually take them, but it's a public record you see. Recorded on the blockchain. Here, let me pull up a YouTube video that explains it, wait right here

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tag yourself

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…..and thats my primo Héctor. he’s always up to no good. *Héctor is hitting the switches on his lowrider* but that’s how it is when you grow up on the wrong side of the barrio…..

L.A Familia, Only In Theaters This July

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thinking about how Scott Adams did an accidental cuckold reveal in a thread where he was complaining that he can't buy racist butter anymore

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Tonga: Tsunami waves hit Pacific country after huge underwater volcano eruption

A tsunami warning is in force for all of the Pacific nation after the latest in a series of spectacular eruptions from the Hunga Tonga Hunga Ha'apai volcano.

news.sky.com/story/tonga-tsuna

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🙄 We get it, you're a white episcopalian! Look we all know you just converted because it's exotic, ok? You're not fooling anyone

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Downloading M4trix over irc in 640x480 format, packaged in 23 numbered zip files.

The way it was meant to be watched

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