being nice to kids is just one of those We Gotta Participate In A Society Things and like. not to call out grumpy introverted nerds in their 20's but, you have so much more agency to avoid kids than they have to avoid u and it costs 0 dollars to not be mean to them and give them life long insecurities cause u were 2 much of a baby to be polite to ur cousins 7 year old who you had to stand next to for five minutes at a party one time

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This is the bisexual dad representation I didn't know I needed 🦢🦢🦢

I have this same lamp, just slightly shorter. How did I not know they could dance?

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watching Stop Making Sense for the first time. The cardio involved in this performance is nuts.

"catboy himbo with big mommy milkers" i skywrite over the unsuspecting town, before my plane explodes in a volley of anti-aircraft fire

homer: my neighbour whom i despise, your aversion to pain is an aversion to god itself, and your reluctance to die at my hand is a refusal to meet the maker

marge: do i sense pity in my rock

flanders: snakes the lot of you

lisa: rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss rescue me oh lord from this eternal bliss

marge: prayer does not suit you, bedevilled one

homer: wife, this is not your fight

bart: so it shall be written

homer: wife, i desire to see the neighbour take his last breath. shall i go to confession

marge: homer. have you checked with the boy to see if returning flanders to our lord is not in fact a just and righteous deed

homer: boy. what say you

bart: a truth for a skateboard! a truth for a skateboard! a truth for a skateboard!

homer: i promise to procure this skateboard of which you speak oh oracle

bart: flanders must die

lisa: the boy lies

homer: silence witch. he knows only truth

You don’t understand it’s the ambience of night combined with the comfort of a shower

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Okay okay okay, when did McDonald’s change the McDonalds Monopoly from “Win $10,000 to pay for vacation/cars/your dreams” to “Win $10,000 to pay for BILLS”.

Like, excuse me what?

The answer to "Can you make peanut butter with a 10$ second-hand meat grinder from the 70s" is: Sorta

#theGalley

The “Operating Systems” episode of Computer Chronicles is delightful

You ever think about how if enough people were confused about what day of the week it is, they'd become right

@georgespolitzer came back from the store to find my wife laid open, juice everywhere, a punch berry mouth mixer

This weekend’s series is a set of four sketch-like fountain pen rendering of natural paths. 3/4, in burgundy. In my shop.

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