Lewd old Hollywood 

@InternetEh I can see them getting kicked out and I love it. I’m picturing “Lookwell” era Adam West.

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Lewd old Hollywood 

Adam West and Frank Gorshin went to an orgy and we're kicked out because they refused to break character (Batman and the Riddler respectively)

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Stacy's Mom came out in 2003.

If Stacy was ~16 in 2003, she'd be ~34 now, possibly with a 16 year old of her own, whose friends might be super horny for Stacy.
Time is a flat circle.

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the difference between me and this guy is that i also cannot achieve the standards of hypermasculinity, but i dont care, which makes me irresistibly attractive. hope this helps

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i overheard a guy in the grocery store say that reducing meat consumption with alternative food products was trying to take masculinity away from men. he, of course, looked like a total dork

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I now recognize the blur that goes over the pito shoes

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its 5 months from now, i open an envelope from Unemployment. I am excited because its probably an update on the status of my claim or even a fucking check.

its a printed photo of the pito shoes. i lose my shit laughing

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I'll post all my photos from the hike later, but here's me becoming The Moth Wrangler

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so funny whenever academics say "this passage/text is bad and therefore could not have been written by [author i like]". they use this argument all the time. the entire history of academic textual editing has been nothing more than one long failure of the imagination

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Baby girl,,, you only loafed halfway,,,, your army still out,,,

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dont forget to wish me a happy fathers day, since im banging your mon and all

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VIC: A bartender's life is a holosuite programme, capisce?

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