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A bridge over an unnamed slough near Johns River, Grayland, WA (Grays Harbor). WDFW preserve. Yeah, I trespassed, but *this.*

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body horror for men 

using my imported badger shaving brush to whip my tar and whiskey soap into a lather. applying the fragrant foam to my stubble with a practiced flick of the wrist. the cigar in the ash tray coils smoke lazily skyward. the doorbell rings. my left eye expands rapidly, bulging from its socket. all the blood in my left leg is retracted into my heart, and curls up like a limp sock. leather begins to pool, leaking from beneath the carpet. the doorbell rings.

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things I refuse to work with as a chemist:
-Hydrofluoric Acid (aka Bone-Hurting Juice)
-Concentrated Nitric Acid (aka Glove-Burning Juice)
-Anhydrous Ammonia (no ty)
-THF (makes explosive peroxides when you're not looking)
-poisonous shit that has to be dissolved in DCM (it ignores your gloves, and skin)
-The physics department

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I'm just a widdle zerg drone, I sure hope no one steps on me and then turns me into a big house that other zerg go in and out of, I would hate if if a bunch of zerg went and lived inside of me and pissed inside of me and used me as a house and a toilet oouuuuh I would HATE that

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which bell do i ring again to summon the trekkies to get a meme i stole for them in the spirit of jolly cooperation,

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tiktok, homophobia in post-soviet russia 

omg I didn't know about this at ALL

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Hearing conservatives trying to make black lives matter sound bad Is comedy gold. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

Sounds to me more like a wet dream 🀀

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idk 

me and a egirl could be the ill-matched constantly-at-odds main characters of a quirky mystery solving show

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when you get mad at someone for not being willing to tolerate racist bullshit being thrown at him, do you not realize you are actively protecting and perpetuating racist attitudes

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ffxiv extreme nerd trivia shit 

have you ever wondered "what happens if i let the enemies attack Brayflox in Brayflox's Longstop?"

here's the results of my scientific study:

they will eventually aggro onto the player anyway, even if you completely cease generating aggro. their attacking brayflox is purely for show.
thus, the best way to damage brayflox is by dragging AOEs onto her, which do about 2% of her max HP
when below 50% health, brayflox will cast Cure on herself, so it's not even actually possible for her to die here.

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Now what’s more important, my bladder health or the continuing cuteness of this lil one on the couch?

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Hey putting this out there: if i ever boost and unboost your post or reply, im not trying to be a shithead i just straight up miss the correct button half the time

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