President Trump has claimed won the election and is saying that the Dems are committing fraud to try to change the result. He's said he's taking it to the supreme court to stop them from counting any more votes

Never met a conservative who could define socialism

Me: I really want to sleep
My brain: I'm rooty tooty fresh and frooty
Me: Now I really want pancakes thanks alot

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Things haven’t been good since Tony Stark died let’s be real

what the fuck kind of slogan is “when you’re finished you know you’ve had something to eat” like no fucking shit jimmy dean

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