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"do you have any siblings?"
"yeah, i have a brother"
my brother:

hello again mastodon

it's been a while

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saying "hello" or "how are you doing":
- cumbersome
- outdated
- overly personal
- too many letters and syllables to handle
- only works if you speak the same language

"h":
+ short, consise, minimalist, and to the point
+ respects others' privacy
+ modern and forward thinking
+ universally recognizable in most languages
+ has potential comedic value

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the one downside of dark mode is I'm now forced to look at my reflection in every app I use

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Hardware performance keeps increasing and software performance keeps decreasing. Maybe we should stagnate hardware development so that software catches up to efficiently utilise the hardware.
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uni - 

10,000 years ago some fish walked onto land and now there's exams n shit how the fuck did it all go so wrong

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Hello! mas.to is a general-topic, mainly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon and aim to run a fast, up-to-date and fun Mastodon instance.