Buy an ad on our internship promo sheet! Everything except the blurred top is for sale, since that is the required information to let our university see this as a valid promo sheet.

Accepting payments in bells and anything else of value.

My meditation app constantly nagging me to turn on notifications is very 2020

what if we attached some rocket engines to the top and the bottom of the earth to correct the axial tilt

Whelp I just spend three hours researching (aka watching youtube and reading reddit posts) how I could run android on a switch, only to learn that all new switches are patched and can't load custom firmware.

I would need to find a switch from before September 2018, but since the whole world wants a switch now I doubt I can get my hands on even a patched switch.

Result of the poll (masto+birdsite):

Switch (6/18)
β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ 33%

Gpu (5/18)
β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ 28%

Longboard (4/18)
β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ 22%

Oculus (3/18)
β–ˆβ–“β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ 17%

(Yes these bars took me way too long to make)

RT @nicolethepeach
you ever just accidentally nap for 3 hours

Halp

RT @prsephn
i want to speak 14 languages and know a bunch of shit about history and literature and science and yet in reality i can barely study for one uni exam without giving into the primal need to fuck off into the forest and let foxes eat my body

RT @limahbean_
i hate it, and i cannot stress this enough, here.

RT @alexivenegas_
I wish I lived in that neighborhood, I’m jealous!

Halp

I've almost finished my milk tea now, a bit sad... I wish I had infinitea

Mastodon: you toot once about weird code and the rest of the morning your timeline is full of nonbinary foxes

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mas.to

Hello! This is mas.to, a general-purpose, predominantly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon, and want to make this instance special. We've settled on a nice, short domain name, keep up-to-date with the latest Mastodon updates and features and want to make an easygoing and fun place to interact with other Mastodon users.