our teached is showing his screen on the projector, showing ext4 permissions and chmod,
suddenly, a wall message appears on his terminal
"root: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US"
teacher: wait what

he tries to su - but the password has been changed

his machine reboots. he is scanning the room to see who's the little fucker who took control of his machine,
then he sees me in the front row and goes: ok, stellar, i'm done playing. what's the password?

me:...

garfield.

Okayokay last move guys, finally found my home 🎉

mas.to

Hello! This is mas.to, a general-purpose, predominantly English-speaking instance. We're enthusiastic about Mastodon, and want to make this instance special. We've settled on a nice, short domain name, keep up-to-date with the latest Mastodon updates and features and want to make an easygoing and fun place to interact with other Mastodon users.