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@aismallard it does sound cool I will assume it is a BotW sequel

I don't believe the first tool was a bag. But I believe that bags are far more important tools than any weapons ever made by humans

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Ursula K LeGuin was wrong ... but she was also right (and I want to live in the world where she was right)

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That quote has had an immense impact on my behavior

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I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about that Hideo Kojima quote about Sticks and Ropes

mastodon has a mostly square profile picture so bonebone time it is

That being said, I also see a lot of published authors as mid-tier, so

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Still view myself as a thoroughly mid-tier writer despite everything

Trad-futurism: The belief that the earliest futures will still be possible, clinging to the 19th century visions of flying machines with wings like dragons and steam-powered blimps dragging cities behind their whirling fans. None of it is possible, of course; they pretend that things can go back to the Victorian fantasies of old even when they were already dead from the start, bound to the same fates of change that all societies share. Craving otherwise, they wish for release from history.

Thinking about the jank and terrible way the SCP Wiki is forced to store attribution metadata

Coming together with my roommates to form a single Superwholockian ala Captain Planet

@NatVoltaic when the "magical creature" is just a human with pointy ears it does nothing for me. give me weird shit

all of these r/ImaginaryWhatever subs are too horny. I am not here to look at sexy women. I am not here to be horny. I am here for wish fulfillment purposes. I want to look at cool monsters and demons and faeries and think "haha what if that was me"

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how does anybody read Genesis and go "hmm pretty good but it needs rule34"

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r/ImaginaryMythology is absurdly horny. Like what the fuck. Why did you decide to make the Temptation of Eve a blowjob metaphor

get you a girl that will commit gnostic heresies with you

A rewrite of Dante's Inferno except it takes place in the Bass Pro Pyramid

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